My only regret in life is that I didn't drink enough Champagne.

My only regret in life is that I didn't drink enough Champagne.

Any idiot can drive in a straight line, but it takes an expert to handle these curves.

Any idiot can drive in a straight line,
but it takes an expert to handle these curves.

I don't think the worst part about this was losing you. It was losing me.

I don't think the worst part about this was losing you.
It was losing me.

You can be gorgeous at thirty, charming at forty, and irresistible for the rest of your life.

You can be gorgeous at thirty, charming at forty, and irresistible for the rest of your life.

Honey, you couldn't be me if you tried!

Honey, you couldn't be me if you tried!